June 09, 2005

Michael Jackson Odds

In an update on throwing the Christians to the lions, folks have been betting on how long Michael Jackson will survive in jail, if sent there.

Considering the evidence, I think he'd kill himself rather than go to jail.

Even as wardens prepare - just in case - isolation accomodations for the guy, Jacko isn't mentally equipped to live in a place where pancake makeup, wigs and prosthetic noses are considered special privileges. All of his life, Jackson has had the money and the means to orchestrate his own universe. Take that away from him and he'll take his life.

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