October 07, 2005

Paternity Issues

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: Interesting how Katie followed the rules of her former religion and supposedly did not have sex before marriage. Her new religion must have no thoughts on that.
Also, her new religion is against psychiatry and most drugs. But is there anything in the Scientology bylaws about natal surrogacy and/or fertility drugs and procedures?
Britney Spears & Kevin Federline: Taking into account the typical gestation period, Sean Preston’s baby daddy would be more Jason Alexander than Kevin. Could someone do the math on that and get back to me?

Unrelated P.S.
How could Rosemary Clooney be at Larry King's 20th Anniversary Party when she's dead?!
Poor Rose Marie...