April 10, 2006

Moses Martin-Paltrow

So, Whine Paltro & Chris Martin have a new child.
They named him Moses.
Whereas naming their daughter Apple just seemed, um, fruit, adding Moses to the equation just makes the whole thing biblically creepy.
If they name their next son Pontius, it'll just confirm my worst suspicions.
As if they weren't ponderous enough already...